WWE 'Unforgiven 2007' Preview and Predictions

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The Unforgiven Report written as it happens

Welcome to my Unforgiven 2007 Predictions. The more things change in WWE, the more they stay the same and the more that sucks ass. I’m back and so is my 1979 United States Quarter to do battle in Round 5 of Hooligans Vs. Coins.

WWE Tag Team Championship: Deuce and Domino Vs. Matt Hardy and MVP
If I were going to watch any WWE programming it would be the Matt Hardy and MVP dynamic. I know eventually, one will cost the other the tag titles and they’ll have their U.S. title match. I just don’t think now is that time, they can do so much more with it. I’m going to predict a victory for the team that doesn’t suck.
Winners: Matt Hardy and MVP
Coin Picks: Matt Hardy and MVP

World Tag Team Championship: Paul London and Brian Kendrick Vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
It is time for the other brand’s tag title match. I care about MVP and Hardy don’t care about this. I’ll pick the Rednecks to beat the Cruiserweights. Why, because I want to move to the next match.
Winners: Cade and Murdoch
Coin Picks: London and Kendrick

Women's Championship: Beth Phoenix Vs. Candice Michelle
Candice is improved to the point she may get my award for most improved this year. Beth Phoenix is a women’s wrestler. The Glamazon to take the belt from the Godaddy chick.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Coin Picks: Candice Michelle

ECW World Championship: Elijah Burke Vs. CM Punk
CM Punk makes his first title defense against Elijah Burke. A guy we haven’t seen do anything on ECW in ages and that’s on a show with like 5 guys. Elijah Burke isn’t John Morrison therefore he’s not beating CM Punk on this show.
Winner: CM Punk
Coin Picks: CM Punk

The Undertaker Vs. Mark Henry
Welcome back Undertaker, I’ve missed you. Send Mark Henry back to the buffet table or whatever. Move on to bigger and worse things in Great Khali. Undertaker can’t lose, he’s just like HHH but without the family ties.
Winner: The Undertaker
Coin Picks: The Undertaker

Carlito can't be DQ'd: Carlito Vs. HHH
Carlito can’t be DQ’d but HHH sure can be. That would suggest that HHH is going to be DQ’d but that’s too obvious for me. I’m going with an even more obvious choice which is that HHH overcomes the odds and defeats Carlito by near fustigation.
Winner: HHH
Coin Picks: Carlito (bwahahahahahahahaha)

World Championship: Rey Mysterio Vs. Batista Vs. The Great Khali
Ok, here’s how I’m doing this with the coin. I’m flipping between the 2 challengers and then between the winner of that and Khali. Ok, now that I’ve explained that lets get to reality. Rey isn’t getting the title because people want to see it. Big Dave isn’t getting the title because with where they’re going next they’ve already been there. So, that leaves Khali who drops the gold to Undertaker eventually.
Winner: Great Khali and me for not watching this.
Coin Picks: Great Khali

WWE Championship: Randy Orton Vs. John Cena
I can see the headlines now on all the sports sites. Wrestler, involved in signature pharmacy scandal, wins WWE’s top championship. I can only see that in my head. John Cena has held the belt since last year’s Unforgiven and will be a day shy of a year at this show. I think they should reward him by letting him make the 1 year plateau. I think Cena’s destiny is not to lose the belt to Randy Orton, no matter how much Ric wants it to be so and cries like a girl when it doesn’t happen. I changed my mind at the last minute at SummerSlam even though I was proven right, but not this time.
Winner: John Cena
Coin Picks: John Cena

I’m not watching this show no matter how bored I am, besides the Patriots and Chargers is the Sunday Night Football game and that will interest me more than last week’s Cowboys-Giants game did head-to-head with No Surrender.
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