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We'll see if Ric approves of that headline.

It seems that Kurt Angle was arrested last week for driving under the influence of something other than Vince Russo's stupid booking or Art's magic brownies.

Angle's quote on the situation:

Osifer, I am not as think as you [hickup] drunk I am. So [hickup] since I'm not home, you can take me [drunk]. I've got a good idea for a gimmick match, it is called a reverse last man standing match. My boss is a clueless baboon and I want to snap his fucking ankle!!! I can't believe I work for TNA!!! and now, now [hickup] they hired my wife so I can't tap ass on the road!!! [vomit]

I'm not saying he actually said this, but it would be so much more awesome if he did.

He refused a blood test because well, his shipment from Kevin Randleman hadn't arrived yet.

There is no truth to the rumor that he got blitzed after seeing the tape for tomorrow night's iMPACT.

One of TNA's team of doctor's assigned to monitor him dropped the ball, or was on the next stool which ever you pleasure.

Seriously, I'm having fun.

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