Raw Recap 09/17/2007

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Hi guys Mark Danger here to give my RAW review. Tonights RAW is coming from Nashville Tn, look for a hot crowd. But if the wrestling is like what it was last night, look for someTNA chants. They need to do something to gain back fans after the Cena vs Orton b.s. So buckle up and lets Hook'em up ( Old Bill Watts saying).

First we open up video package of Cena vs Orton last night at Unforgiven. Cena is a punk. This could work out if Cena was to turn heel. So out comes that wussie Cena, the cheater that he is, knowing he could not beat Randy Orton. Cena rambles nonsense about beating him up. Cena thanks Coachman for his match at NO Mercy. Then Coachman came out and told Cena off. Coachman tells the crowd that he will give the fans what they want. Cena vs Orton. Thats right folks Randy Orton vs Cena's father. Orton kick this old mans ask!!!

Now we come back with Jerry Lawler and JR. They talk about what just happen and talk about some other matches to come.

So let the action begin with Jeff Hardy vs Shelton Benjamin. Shelton to me is so under rated.He could be a US champion or Intercontinal champ. Match opens off fast with Shelton tries to pin Hardy twice for the 2 count. Hardy counters and take control. Crowd is really behind Hardy. He kicks Shelton outside of the ring and thens jumps over it. As they are laying there they break into commercial. Now we are back and Shelton is on top. Hardy counters back hitting Shelton with everything he has. Shelton attacks Hardy and gains control. Shelton getting lot of near falls. Shelton hits a reverse DDT on Hardy. Hardy gets out of it. Then jumpson the top rope and hits the swanton bomb for the win. I gave this opener 3 1/4 stars.

They do a Diva thing. BORING. Yes I am stright. Just that the new Divas are real fake. I guess Ric would like to give them some pointers.

Now we see Vince with Coachman in his limo. Vince is upset about his son. Then we see Hornswaggle eating Euans brand of ceral Lucky Charms. This could be funny.

We come back and see a video package of Santino attacking Ron Simmons.

We Cena and his dad talking in the back. Cena's dad laid the law down. It would be great to see Cena attacked his dad.

Then we go and see Santino trying to talk to Maria. Then we had some Brittnay bashing. God Jillian cant sing.

Then we see Vince and Coachman talking in the back. They stop by the office and see Hornswaggle turn Vince's office into a Irish theme. This skit is priceless.

On ECW we will matches that suck. Big Daddy V vs Boggieman. Like I said matches that suck.

Next is a flag match Iran vs USA. Davira vs Hacksaw Jim. Is this a Vince Russo gimmick match. Hacksaw got his flag and won. This match was a waste of time. I gave this match a dud.

Cody asked to take Cena's father place in the match. Cena then threatens Coachman.

Then Coachman tells Cena that if he wins he will call of the match but if he loses the match is still on. Hmmmmm

Up next is Hornswaggle and Vince in the ring. Vince told Hornswaggle up for adoption. ThenVince brings out a cpl. Horns attacks his new dad. Then Horns bit his new mommys but. Vincetells Hornswaggle he is a disgrace to him and his family. Horns left the ring crying. Wait a second its time to play the GAME. HHH comes out and has a talk to Vince. HHH gave some great one liners on Vince.

So now its Cade and Murdoch vs HHH. As we come from break HHH is beating the tag champs.The champs then take contol. Carlito is on the ramp watching the action in the ring. Match is not as bad as you would think. The finish saw HHH side walk slam Cade. Then Carlito came out and attacked him. Kendrick and London came out and made the save. I gave this match a1/2 star. Wait, HHH just pedigree the youngsters. Its time to play the GAME.

We come back and Beth is outside of the ring. So we now have Melina and Jilliam vs Candice and Mickie James. I think that Beth has a penis. The finish saw Candice pinning Jillian.This match was a dud.

We found out next week its going to be HHH vs Carlito in a steel cage.

Now we will have John Cena vs Santino. Why are we having this match. Thank god that Randy Orton came in and attcked Cena. Cena is now handcuffed to the bottom rope. Coachman came out and said that because Cena did not pin Santino that the match is still on.

Now its Mr.Cena vs Randy Orton. Randy showed no mercy for the older Cena. Orton is a wrestling god. Damn it Cody Rhodes comes out and ruins a good match. Orton now took out Cody. Randy Orton just RKO'd Cena's dad. Awsome. I gave this 5 stars
In all this whole RAW show stunk. Besides the opener there was no other good matches. To me this whole show was a big let down. Till next time BE HARDCORE



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