Danger RAW Review 9/24/07

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Hello Hooligans and welcome to the RAW review by me "The Livin Icon" Mark Danger. Tonight I look forward to losing two hours of my life that I can't get back. But who knows I could be wrong. Tonights program is brought to you by Operation Raw Deal. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Show starts off with Coachman in the ring. They play a what happen last week. Yawn. Except for Orton being shown. Coachman said that after what happen he has suspended Randy Orton? Then Coachman calls out Vince to the ring. Vince said that tonight inside the steel cage will be Triple H vs Carlito and Vince. What the (fill in the blank). He then called out his son Hornswaggle. Vince dropped to a knee and was willing to tell him he was sorry. Vince said every since that he became his son the ladies wanted him, so Vince brought out Melina. It proves my point Melina is a slut. Coachman wanted a favor from Vince, he wants to bethe ONLY RAW GM, thats until Johnny Cena comes out. This has gone way too long. Cena then takes out Vince and Coach. Vince told Cena that Coachman holds the key if Cena will keep the title. Wow that went 20mins long. What a waste of my time so far.

The first match is Cody Rhodes vs HARDCORE Holly. Welcome back Holly. Cody is one ugly kid. Holly told Cody that he belongs in a boy band and the only way for Holly to respect him is to beat him. Holly beat him silly. Holly won by using the Alabama slam. Yawn

They come back with a video package of Steve Austin talking about some movie, hmmmm I forgot the title of the movie.

Randy Orton did a great video promo. He may have problems but he is a great worker and talker.

Could RAW get any worse? Yep now we have Santino w/ Maria vs Ron "DAMN" Simmons. This could be a good match. Well I mean a ok match. Santion can't wrestle so it will be some what bad.Wow the first two matches are with people who hasn't wrestled in a while. Hmmm WWE must be hard up on talent right now. The finish saw Santino walked out of the match, winner by countout Ron Simmons. Yawn

Next we have a DIVA thing. Tonights RAW stinks.

We come back with Melina and Jillian. Melina said the only reason she dated him was to get a title shot.

Speaking of a title shot Cade and Murdoch were talking to the Highlanders. They said they wanted a title match. The Highlander wanted a Kilt on a pole match. Boring

Its cage time, Its time to play the GAME. Triple H vs Carlito and Vince is next. Finish sawVince climb out of the ring. Triple H tried to get him back in the ring. I think that Vince got to far down for H to pull him back in. Gave this match a who cares. It got better, HHH just bloody up Carlito. Yeah.............

We come back with a match in progress Cade and Murdoch vs London and Spanky with the Highlanders at ring side. Spanky went for the pin on Murdoch and the Highlanders came in and broke up the pin. yawn

We go to the back and with Melina taking a shower and Horny is waiting. She finishes and Horny puts a towel on his head. She takes it and sees him. She screams and he screams. Then the Horny little bastard chased her around the place. It had to end when he took the towel away from her. Now we have a poor naked Melina somewhere around the arena.

We come back and Coach is telling Vince that Triple H is looking for him. Vince wasn't scared.

Santino bashes Austin saying he could been a better person for the movie. I almost pooped in my pants from that.

Vinces opens the door and Triple H is there. Triple H challenges Vince to a match on RAW next week. Vince told H that he is screwed.

Up next we have Jeff Hardy and Candice Michelle vs Shelton and Beth in a mixed tag action. Finish saw Beth pinning Candice. This by far is the best match of the night and thats not saying much.

We go to the back again and Coachman is doing a press interview. Coach said that there is a chance for Cena could be stripped of the title.

We come back and Coahman is in the ring with security. Coachman told Cena that he brought it on himself. Coachman said its really up to Cena if he wants to keep the title. Cean comesout like the wussie that he is. Coachman told Cena to relax. Coachman told Cena that he would give him one more chance to keep the title. Cena must beg. Cena is looking for a fight. Then in the corner you saw a ref run by and said something to Lilian. McMahon gave word that Cena will not be stripped of the title. There will be a main event match. Cena vs Coachman in a tables match. Cena then attacks Coachman and puts him in the STFU. Then he picks him up andput him threw the table. You could see it coming. Yawn. Wait the Mr.McMahon was Hornswaggle.

Ok this RAW could been better. But it wasn't. It stunk real bad. Like the time Euan lef this dirty underwear on the floor. Well thats if for now. You can read my blogs on myspace, but till then be HARDCORE.




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