Casey's WWE 'SummerScam' 2007 Predictions

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Welcome to my predictions column for the 2007 installment of WWE’s SummerScam…oops, I mean SummerScam…oops again I mean SummerScam…damn it I don’t know why it keeps coming out like that but who am I to argue?

Fit Finlay Vs. Kane
I believe this feud has been mainly Kane beating Fit’s ass. I’m going to predict these 2 feud for a bit and so the Midget will cost Kane the match and will be on the receiving end of big-time all-time all his life fustigation.
Winner: Finlay

Divas Battle Royal, winner earns a shot at Candice Michelle’s women’s championship
When the winner gets said shot I have no idea and to be honest, I don’t really give a fuckstigation either. I do however have a message for the Michelle McCoolbot.

10101100011100101010101011000011010101. For those who don’t get the joke, that’s called Binary and its basically a programming language.

Oh right, a winner. Well, it is hard to pick one of the nameless and personalityless divas because it is hard to distinguish them but I’m going to say either Melina or Jillian and I’m going with Melina.
Winner: Melina

Intercontinental Championship: Mr. Kennedy Vs. Carlito Vs. Umaga
Oh good, this match. This was to be Umaga and Jeff Hardy but life interrupted that one. Kennedy’s going to move on to bigger and “better” things and Carlito is only good at spitting apples. Lets say that this match does not make me love dubble-dubble-e.
Winner: Umaga

ECW Championship Match: CM Punk Vs. John Morrison
This is like ECW’s only feud. What happened to Elijah Burke and where the hell is Marcus Cor Von? I don’t really care where he is but I’ve got to pad this column somehow.
As for a winner, I don’t really think it matters since the feud is continuing. Though since Big Daddy V fustigated CM Punk a few weeks ago shouldn’t this be his shot? I’ll take Morrison not that either is a winner for being on ECW.
Winner: John Morrison

Chavo Guerrero Jr. Vs. Rey Mysterio
Hey, it’s the other shorter guy who is making his return at this show to much less hype than the bigger guy on the A show. I wonder what Rey will look like now that the Astin gravy train is under house arrest? Hopefully he stocked up the way Benoit did or else it could be a factor in this match. WWE would be TNA if Rey lost this match.
Winner: Rey Mysterio

World Heavyweight Championship: Batista Vs. Great Khali
I wish Euan all the luck in the world for reviewing this horrible horrible match. Nothing good will come from this regardless of who is victorious. Khali is great at interviews which is one more thing than Batista is great at. Although apparently he buries everyone he hates in his book so that could be fun. Big Dave is getting the belt because he’s big and even though Khali is also big, Big Dave is smaller and thus him winning the belt will be proof WWE is pushing smaller sports entertainers.
Winner: Batista

King Booker Vs. The King of Kings, HHH
“Its time to do the job, its time to dooooooooooooo the jaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb! Hahahaha! Its all about the job, and how you do it, you’re not going over so don’t just boo hoo it.” That’s a verse from the new HHH theme song of course done by Motorhead.
Winner: HHH

WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton Vs. John Cena
At first I was so sure that Randy Orton was going to win the title. Now, I’m not so sure of that if for no other reason than where do you go from here? Long term planning is for Kennedy to fight the H man for the belt at Wrestlemania and so that means one of them has to get it. Given that they’d probably want to do the title switch at Mania, that would mean that Kennedy will get the belt soon to drop it to the H man at Mania cause I don’t see the H man doing another Mania job in a row.
So if Kennedy is getting the belt and God we’ll all be begging for Cena again when that happens it would make more sense for him to beat Cena than it would for him to beat Orton. Plus, Orton has pretty much made Cena his bitch this entire feud and WWE’s not just gonna let the golden boy (only one who’s not married in to the family BTW) get dominated in a feud and then get punked out in the match. I’m not ruling out an Orton title win here but something tells me that Cena keeps it at least so he can get to the year mark.
Winner: John Cena

Good luck to Euan who will actually be paying for the right to write about this shit. Hope you enjoyed my SummerScam…damn it I really do mean SummerScam…fuck did it again, ok this time for sure…I hope you enjoyed my predictions for SummerScam 2007. Damn it! If you want to see the rest of the staff’s picks, if they bother to make any, Click Here

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