TNA Hard Justice 2007 Live Coverage

Hi everybody!  Do not attempt to adjust your sets, I am indeed back to doing what I do best.  In case anybody forgot what that was, it is doing live coverage of professional wrestling.  Be prepared to see my not so trademark wit along with some move-by-move coverage.

We get footage of "Pacman" showing up earlier in the day then a videopackage and I could care less.

The Motor City Machine Guns Vs. Triple X Vs. Black Machismo and Guru Sonjay Dutt.  Dutt and Lethal take early control taking down both teams.  Dutt gets a nearfall then tags in Lethal but Sabin and Shelly take control with some double team moves and a 2 count then tags in Senshi who hits a dropkick for 2.  Daniels tagged in and XXX double team for 2.  Senshi now back in and is in firm control of Lethal.  Daniels now in and gets another nearfall.  Lethal fights back and Dutt gets the tag, takes out Sabin and Shelly, gets a nearfall on Daniels then applies a camel clutch but is broken up by Shelly.  Lethal back in and everybody is on the ground.  Dutt tries to baseball slide Shelly but Shelly puts hi an abdominal stretch but Lethal breaks it up with a high risk move then everybody follows suit.  Sabin and Daniels now in the ring, tries for the hesitation dropkick but Daniels distracts the ref which allows Skipper to hit a couple moves on Sabin and gets a nearfall.  Lethal and Dutt hit a series of moves but the pinfall is broken up.  Shelly and Senshi in the ring with Senshi getting control.  He tries to hit the Warriors Way but is stopped by Dutt.  Daniels catches Dutt so Senshi hits a double Warriors Way buttalks to Kurt Angle's JB  the pinfall is broken up.  Lethal sneaks a pin then Lethal and Daniels argue.

Backstage with JB.  Karen Angle is in Joe's locker room with her special guest for tonight.

Raven Vs. Frankie "Kaz" Kazarian.  Raven grabs a mic and tries to bring him back to the group but Kaz hits him in reply.  Kaz had early control but the numbers are too great.  Raven gets a nearfall as Seritonin gets some moves in again then Raven taunts Kaz then Kaz fights back.  Kaz takes out Seritonin then Raven clobbers him with a chair.  Kaz dropkicks Raven and gets the win.

JB now in Kurt Angle's locker room.  Kurt says that Karen still loves him and is in denial about her date tonight.

Cowboy James Storm Vs. The War Machine Rhino.  Rhino jumpstarts the match and they start fighting in the crowd.  Storm reverses an irish whip and Rhino makes a nice dent in the security wall.  Rhino takes back control and hits Storm with a crutch then Storm fights back.  This match has gotten really strange as Rhino has started "drinking".  Rhino sets up a ladder between the arpon and security rail then brings out a table.  Jackie distracts Rhino which allows Storm to hit him with a trash can lid.  Rhino fights back with a belly-to-belly then sets up a table.  He tries to Gore Storm through the table but Storm moves out of the way then clobbers him with various plunder.  Storm superkicks him, breaks a beer bottle on the back of his head and gets the pin.

We have some new backstage lady.  She talks about Pacman then Killings comes out and runs him down.

The Latin American Xchange Vs. Voodoo Kin Mafia. Kip and Homicide are in the ring. Kip hits a few moves than tags in BG. Kip back in and hits a delayed suplex for 2. Hernandez gets the hot tag then LAX double team Kip. The Voodoo Queen throws some sort of powder in Hernandez's eyes which allows BG to get the pin. Hector comes in and tells the ref what happened who restarts the match and Homicide gets a quick roll up for the win.

Robert Roode W/Ms. Brooks Vs. Eric Young. EY with the advantage but Brooks distracts him to help Roode get the advantage then hits a turnbuckle clothesline for 2. EY tries to fight back but Roode hits a wicked spinebuster and gets a nearfall. Young back up and exchange punches with Roode which he wins then rolls him up with a nearfall. Brooks comes in but EY rams her twice into Roode then gets a nearfall. Brooks throws Roode some brass knuckles the distracts the ref so he can hit EY with them and get the win. Gail Kim comes out, slaps Roode but Brooks attacks her. Roode tries to hit Gail but she ducks and hits Brooks with the brass knuckles. Roode runs off as Gail and EY tar and feather Brooks.

Chris Harris Vs. "Black Rain" Dustin Rhodes. Dustin sneak attacks and takes Harris outside. Dustin brings Harris onto the apron, pounds on him some more then brings him back in. Dustin has taken out 2 refs so far. Earl Hebner comes out and DQs Dustin. Dustin handcuffs Harris to the turnbuckle then takes out security guards. Kaz, Dutt and Lethal come out to shield Harris and Dustin leaves.

The Steiner Brothers Vs. Team 3-D. Steiners with the advantage. 3D try to leave but Steiners bring them back. Scott and Bubba in the ring now. D-Von tagged in but Scott takes them both out then tags Rick. 3D double team Scott as D-Von sets in an abdominal stretch. Bubba back in and they focus on Scott's injury. Scott fights out of the corner and gets the hot tag to Rick who cleans house. Scott back in, hits a top rope belly to belly and gets 2. 3-D hit the Doomsday Device but Scott kick out. Scott hits a Frankensteiner, gets the Recliner on but Bubba breaks it up. Steiners hit the top rope bulldog for the win.

JB and Angle are now in Nash's office. Nash tries to pump Angle up but it doesn't help.

Tenay talks to Pacman. Killings comes out and talks some more smack.

Sting Abyss and "The Punisher" Andrew Martin Vs. Christian Cage AJ Styles and Tomko. Sting makes Tomko bleed while Styles and Abyss go at it. Sting is being prevented from entering the cage and Styles and Christian lock it. Sting uses some wire cutters to move the barb wire over and gets in. Styles and Christian Frog Splash Abyss but he still kicks out. Christian makes it out of the cage and watches Abyss Blackhole Slam Styles for the win.

Kurt Angle )TNA World and IWGP Champion) Vs. Samoa Joe (TNA Tag Team and X-division Champion). Karen Angle comes out a few minutes into the match and is distracted by them for a few seconds. Joe just humiliated Angle by pulling down his tights. Kurt talks to Karen and gets champagne thrown at him. Joe now in full control punching him in the corner and getting a nearfall. Angle hits a belly to back suplex to gain control. Joe reverses a hold and hits a good belly to back release suplex. Joe hits a snap powerslam for 2 and lands a hard kick for 2. Joe hits another powermove, gets a nearfall but Angle rolls through a Musclebuster to apply the Ankle lock. Series of reversals and Angle hits the Olympic Slam for 2. Angle hits a top rope belly to belly suplex and gets a nearfall. Joe hits the Musclebuster for a nearfall. Joe has the clutch applied but Angle bites his hand then applies the Ankle Lock then Joe reverses into the choke again but Angle gets a foot in the ropes and we get a ref bump. Angle naturally taps out which allows Kurt to low blow Joe. Karen acts like she's gonna give Joe the chair but gives it to Kurt instead who ka bongs Joe for the win.

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